Posted by Dungeon Master on September 16, 2004 at 06:05:40:
In Reply to: Re: Don't hate me because I'm efficient posted by Steve on September 16, 2004 at 05:47:59:
Listen Stinky,
I worked my nasty little fingers to the bone creating those sheets. Hours and Hours of my life, wasted... All for you Steve! And this is the thanks I get? Pre-fabricated Gary Gygax eye candy? Oh, I see how it is... "Gary's sheets are much better than Craigs. Craig's just a stupid gimp!"
Well let me ask you a few questions there, bucko:
Is Gary buying you subs and inviting you over to his basement? I don't think so.
Did Gary, ever try to hook you up with chicks in High School? Nope! Wait a second.... That was your brother. Ok... strike that one.
Did Gary hold your hand and see you through your pain after the botched Circumcision? He sure didn't!
So.. If you want to use Gary "I've never done anything for Steve" Gygax's sheets, that's fine with me.
Just see if you can do the following:
- scan the damn things
- bring some for everyone
- bring some cookies to atone for your sins.
The DM