Posted by Dungeon Master on September 16, 2004 at 10:14:40:
In Reply to: Re: Please allow me to atone for my sins!!! posted by Steve on September 16, 2004 at 09:49:57:
I think it's a great idea to keep track of character bowel movements. After all, in the 1st Ed. Player's Handbook on page 122, the rules specifically state, "PCs who do not defecate on a regular basis shall incur a 1 hit point per day penalty until death." Infact, the Defecation Matrix Table lists the daily evacuation amount by Race breakdown. In case your having trouble finding the section, it's located on the page with the picture of the "Creepy" gnome straining over a toad-stool.
Anyway, bring the "number 2" trackers. Better bring 16; that's 1 for each player and 7 for Scott.
The BM-DM