Posted by Dungeon Master on September 02, 2004 at 16:11:34:
Dear Party Members, I would like to inform you that at 10:15pm on Wednesday night, Mr. Mike Kananowicz gave birth to a beautiful baby Elf! For those of you who have already purchased maternity gifts for a baby Half-Elf, Mr. Kananowicz humbly requests that you return them for set of Thieves Tools, which incidentally he can't afford because he only rolled 30 gold pieces.
Yes ladies and gents. It was another great night of dice rolls where nothing above a 15 hit the table. In order to gain at least a bonus in his prime requisite, Mike decided to change his character's race in utero.
Well Mike, it's not the Half-Elf son you always wanted, but we know you'll love him just the same.