Posted by Web Master on September 21, 2004 at 21:10:05:
In Reply to: Another outstanding offer from D&D Paraphernalia Firm posted by Colleen on September 21, 2004 at 14:32:40:
Greetings Yolanda,
Your D&D merchandise will be competing against other products that our sophisticated members are currently sponsering. These items include: "TeenyPeeny" brand condoms for Gnomes; "Musk of Mildew" brand cologne for Half-Orcs; and everyones favorite Half-Elf femine hygine product, "Yaresse ene antan i marne".
Dragontop will allow you to hawk your wares on our site as long as you provide a percentage of your royalties to us. You will also be required to contribute 2 percent of your gross monthly sales to a charity that our members hold dear to their hearts.... the "Colostomy for Wally" foundation.
You see, Dragontop has been trying to raise enough money to help one of our needy members obtain a life saving operation. We figure that a Colostomy bag will reduce Wally's greenhouse emissions during gameplay and thus save our lives.
Won't you participate in this noble cause?
Respectully,
The Dragontop Webmaster