Posted by Dungeon Master on September 15, 2004 at 09:50:03:
Top Ten Spells that never made it.
10. Slay Vegetable
09. Cause Syphillis
08. Sticks to Snails
07. Tenser's Floating Toast
06. Polymorph Nipples
05. Melf's Acid Reflux
04. Charm Mormon
03. Otiluke's Resilient Lunchbox
02. Bigby's Forceful Colon
01. Power Word Fart