Posted by Brian on September 14, 2004 at 20:53:48:
1. When he's gambled away his Holy Symbol and can no longer heal the party.
2. He casts slay living on a party member as to save him/her a horrid death.
3. He slaps the fighter for saving a child from a runaway wagon.
4. He sits down and starts babbling when the fighters are battling a red dragon.
5. He trades his Raise Dead scroll for a Magic Jar scroll because it's about time to head to Greyhawk (There's a casino there for sure!) and it's worth more gold.
6. In the heat of battle, he asks the fighters for some of their unspent wineskin while they scream, 'HEAL ME YOU FUCKIN MORON!'
7. After making camp, he casts an Augury just to tell the Gnome he is to die the next day.
8. He casts Protection from Good on the Ranger before they enter his dieties' shrine.
9. He Commands the Magic-Users to fight in the front line with the fighters.
10. He casts Quest on the thief to steal the Ranger's blanky.